Uh...My life is weird
  • mousathe14:

    theystilltry:

    white-suit-red-rose:

    primarie:

    Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
     
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
    Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here’s the “kicker”:

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
     
    AND……………….:

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
     
    I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

    I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

    They do say those who don’t learn from their past are doomed to repeat it

    No, I think this proves that the universe is quite literally lazy.

    (Source: e-vaporate, via misha-and-the-avengers)

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  • teebusters:

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  • "25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool"
    1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
    2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
    3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
    4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
    5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
    6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
    7. Appreciate your teachers
    8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
    9. Neither does drinking
    10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
    11. Participate in school events
    12. Wear sweatpants everyday
    13. Or wear a dress everyday
    14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
    15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
    16. Utilize the library
    17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
    18. Tell your friends how much you love them
    19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
    20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
    21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
    22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
    23. It’s okay to cry
    24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
    25. Remember that life does go on

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  • momlonde:

    righteouskungfu:

    dersely:

    momlonde:

    do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

    “probably”

    “We have to go back”

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    you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

    (via doctorsherlocklove)

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  • notcrazyiswear:

    danglingthpider:

    notcrazyiswear:

    I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

    Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

    I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

    (via savingpeoplehuntingpie)

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  • aj-watson:

    heyassbuttyourethepotatoone:

    The first time you see it, it can hit you really hard, especially since Sherlock is on a total roll and John delivers the line “please God, let me live” in a way where you can be forgiven for not being sure if it’s serious or snark. It apparently has the same effect on Sherlock, as well.

    We never do get any details on how Captain John Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers was wounded in action. But from this exchange alone, it’s clear the situation was extremely serious. He was badly wounded, nearly died, and developed PTSD- Sherlock had himself earlier pointed out that the original circumstances of John’s injury must have been ‘traumatic’, and he meant emotionally traumatic, not just violent and painful. The blunt earnestness of John’s response even trips up Sherlock for a second or two, and he’s just been ranting and raving about not understanding why a woman would care about her stillborn baby after fourteen years. This also works as a tearjerker in hindsight if you recall ‘Please God, let me live’ whenever John is genuinely in physical danger elsewhere in the series.

    Pretty much everyone in the room agrees that in your last moments, you would think about the people you love the most. John apparently had no one to think about when he was close to dying. He really must have been lonely even before he returned from Afghanistan.

    I hate you for making this post because it’s the best I’ve read on this subject and it hurts.

    (Source: thedoctorsjawn, via savingpeoplehuntingpie)

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  • dashofscarlet:

    Just updated my theme again, and nothing is better than sleepy cat Michael. 8)

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  • fanofthedoctor3:

    andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    djko31:

    andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I FINISHED AND SHUT OFF THE SHOWER PEOPLE FUCKING APPLAUDED 

    I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK 

    GUYS

    I’m laughing more than I should…..

    GUYS THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET ANY NOTES WHAT ARE YOU DOING 

    GUYS

    are you kidding this is hilarious

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  • orelpuppington:

    isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

    i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

    (Source: augutsy, via savingpeoplehuntingpie)

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  • hella-dandy:

    incredibly-interested:

    micoovav:

    theenglishmoon:

    tokyo—house—party:

    slumberblues:

    rosesareray:

    drunkteeth:

    havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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    having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

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    someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back

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    having a mutual friend crush

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    having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”

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    crushes

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    getting crushed by trafficimage

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  • ohitsjustkim:

    esm398:

    jakebumlick:

    pika-brew:

    pika-brew:

    My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
    But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

    The guy said sure.

    So we decided to leave a nice little note
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    and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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    oMGGGG

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    pizza cares

    Pizza understands

    pizza spelt its own name wrong

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  • fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

    lazarusgirl:

    secretninjachild:

    What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

    She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.

    I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN! 

    And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.

    (Source: lawyerupasshole, via jensen-hearts-misha)

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  • girlwithscarss:

    ssmokealonee:

    inspireandrecover:

    makinggirlslesbiansince1998:

    harrysmiles-i-smile:

    saxonforlordpresident:

    4irport:

    globalcunt:

    perfect-boyfriends:

    fishsugar:

    Different message everytime you drag it 

    This is perfect.

    This needs to be on everyone’s dash. 

    it changes every time

    I love this. 

    this is perfect

    I will never stop reblogging this

    i love this, this is amazing

    totally just made me smile :)

    forever reblog

    http://ssmokealonee.tumblr.com/

    omg people YOU NEED TO TRY THIS <3

    this made my day so much better

    (Source: dragthisphoto, via yes-what-is-it-what-do-you-want)

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  • romp2:

    algae-orlando-bloom:

    the fifth graders drew me weird shit at work

    i love it

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  • regaininghopeinhumanity:

    retr0philia:

    thinner-bones:

    suicide-is-the-only-escape:

    amoureuux:

    legat0:

    legat0:

    i think this is one of the most powerful photographs i have ever seen; it’s always been one of my favorites

    my caption is still on here omg that’s from like july

    i don’t understand this

    it’s like, even the happiest, most complex person could be willing to kill themselves at any moment. The guy you’re standing next to in the super market or the nurse at the doctors, absolutely anyone. It’s not always this obvious.. Idk maybe that’s now what it’s supposed to be and I’m just retarded

    or maybe it is an implication that society causes people to commit suicide… ties are a useless accessory which men are expected to wear when in an office, society demands this of them, as it supposedly ‘looks smart’ any way, I over think things so I’m probably retarded too. 

    I think it has lots of meanings

    ^^ similar to above, it may be the expectations that society gives us. In order to put on a tie, you must tighten it. In the picture above, tighten the noose too hard and it’ll kill you. We try so hard to live up to society’s expectations that we tend to lose ourself in it all. I find that society is a huge deal with why people tend to hate themselves and finally commit suicide. Just a thought.

    Personally i saw it as the suit representing corporations and businesses and as a metaphor for them slowly killing us and the earth ect

    (Source: asymmetryx, via yes-what-is-it-what-do-you-want)

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