Uh...My life is weird
  • mrscarstairs:

    Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

    So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

    Weird right?

    I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

    After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

    She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

    This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

    Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

    (via ihaveway2muchfreetime)

  • Reblog if you have boobs

    angielovebands:

    magcon-and-disney-and-bands:

    pipechan:

    love-lives-to-hurt:

    mistize:

    one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

    Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

    The fucking notes

    Just read the notes

    I’m not gonna risk anything

    (Source: inthemidstofmonsters, via fandoms-are-controlling-my-life)

  • sailorp00n:

    rosydrops:

    Cleaning

    Money

    Health

    Emergency

    Food

    Home

    Job

    Travel

    Better You

    I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

    Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

    (via superwhovengerlocked)

  • cashewdrews:

    itsajensenthing:

    activelyy-suicidal:

    60oh:

    can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.

    image

    wait but one time I reblogged this and I guess my best friend saw because 10 minutes later she sent me a list of all the reasons why she loved me

    this best friend you speak of, where can I torrent one?

    I want it

    (Source: l0stkeys, via destiel-islovedestiel-islife)

  • the-absolute-best-gifs:

    whoa I never noticed that before

    image

    (Source: apparated, via vulcanovak)

  • honey-andrevolution:

    sashayed:

    silvermoon424:

    poppypicklesticks:

    billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

    cosmicallycosmopolitan:

    billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

    james-winston:

    The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

    I’m so glad they aren’t around

    omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

    Praise natural selection

    I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

    The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

    I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

    Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

    And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

    Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

    GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

    this is so relevant to my interests 

    (via lesbiangrandmas)

  • jaclcfrost:

    jaclcfrost:

    immortals. centuries. what is fall out boy trying to say. i feel like there is a hidden message here. i am suspicious

    all i’m saying is

    image

    (via lesbiangrandmas)

  • thegestianpoet:

    thegestianpoet:

    how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

    the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

    (via lesbiangrandmas)

  • kookie667:

    Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

    (via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

  • ask-gallows-callibrator:

    eatyourpie:

    unicorn-ghost:

    i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life

    thank you

    yesyes

    i was legit about to get upset but as i scrolled i became happier 

    (Source: neoproxeh, via soda-pop-rock)

  • letswanderlusttogetherr:

    evienator:

    octoberrainfall252:

    Not taking any chances

    I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

    Need this shit rn

    (via soda-pop-rock)

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  • onlyblackgirl:

    euthanizeallwhitepeople:

    "Asians don’t face discrimination in the west L O L"

    disgusting

    (Source: politicsoflanguage, via beifongkorra)